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puppet lovin'

The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.

Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.

Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
by omnombomb September 3, 2010
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Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.
I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.
by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022
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SOCK PUPPET

Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.
I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.
by hasbri November 16, 2006
mugGet the SOCK PUPPETmug.

shit puppet

a male who will have sexual intercourse with anyone including the same sex for booze, smokes , or drugs. the above also refuses to work or collect welfare
sally told bobby that she thought her ex boyfriend was a real shit puppet for haveing sexual intercource with a man for beer.
by Colleen froms the lake April 18, 2009
mugGet the shit puppetmug.

Puppet Fucker

A Racial Term for White ethnicity for back woods in bred because they sometimes look like puppets
That Puppet Fucker is trying to get with his sister again.
by Essentric Eric November 29, 2010
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sock puppets

having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?
by towlie October 2, 2002
mugGet the sock puppetsmug.

meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
by pamschel January 12, 2009
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