muddle puddle poo

a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness

mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*

by drewamoo March 16, 2004

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event

My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021

Puddle Jumper

noun- a woman who sleeps with men who have less than 4 and half inch penises.

She didn't wanna get with me cuz she is a puddle jumper

by Champ Baliey February 18, 2008

Arizona Mud Puddle

When a group of 8 or more people gather in an empty pool, shit, and then proceed to roll around in one anothers feces whilst having sex.

Yo dawgs i got a great idea for an orgy. An ARIZONA MUD PUDDLE

by thelegending July 15, 2013

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

by aries:) January 5, 2010

Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper

A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.

Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.

by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019