Peanut butter

when one rubs hand full of peanut butter on others face for a fetish. To get the other one hard, or wet.

tommy rubbing peanut butter on susans face to get her nice and wet for sex.

by blood-Goth May 01, 2007

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Peanut Butter

internet slang for Pedobear, another internet meme for one who prefers younger company, now moving into actual slang.

Pedobear: Hey guys I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend.

Guy 1: Girlfriend? I thought she was your niece or something. How old is she?

Pedobear: 14

Guy 2: Whoa there peanut butter slow down!

by concernedparentlol August 23, 2009

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Peanut Head

Robert Ingle, whos head looks like a peanut.

Inexplicably going out with an 'attractive' woman.

"You have a peanut head Rob, you big fat bastard"

by Mark Hatchard March 17, 2004

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Peanut Shark

When the surf is to epic to paddle in for a restroom break and a surfer needs to shit he pulls down his/hers boardshorts, leans over their board and pinches off a fat turd. It is customary to only drop peanut sharks a minimum of 100 feet from other surfers and never on the inside break so it is not to smack other surfers in the face when paddling out.

1. Hey bro look out, peanut shark on the inside!

2. I saw a beached peanut shark on the shore today.

3. I totally just ran a gnarly peanut shark over.

by KillaDilla November 20, 2010

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