PM

PARK MOLESTER:
man assigned by DISNEY STAFF to INTENTIONALLY HARASS GUESTS - not to be confused with disney's harassment prevention

dang! that PM certainly has one heck of a week during spring break!

by thepm_official October 31, 2023

PM

People Mover

she is such a pm

by pseudonympmpmpm November 13, 2023

PM

A guy with a dick the size of mount Olympus that he can use to smash your girl from a distance.

Jesus Christ I just tripped on PM's dick

by tommyinsideofit December 30, 2023

11:47 pm

The time real mfs jack off

Bro: Hey bro when do you jerk off?
Me: 11:47 pm cause I'm a real one

by SheDoesn'tLikeMeBack January 15, 2024

PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

PM

Sir Paul McCartney ex bassist of The Beatles and Wings.

Did you bought tickets for PM’s show tonight?

by Someguy67 January 28, 2019

PMS

Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks before a woman's period. Symptoms often vary between women and resolve around the start of bleeding. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, and mood changes.

Damn Karen’s been a bitch lately, Must be her PMS’ing

by Lady Words February 6, 2019