When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019
Get the licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planetsmug. "Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
by ebensteben April 27, 2008
Get the Wish in one hand, shit in the other.mug. National Significant Other Day is August 12. This is a day to show appreciation to your significant other/partner :) . Do special things when it’s National Significant other day!
Jupiter! Today is all about you! National Significant Other Day! Which means you could do anything special for your partner who is non binary!
by balls in yo jaws July 26, 2021
Get the National Significant Other Daymug. Codeword for "extreme make-out session." You kiss with so much tongue that you find your partner's tonsils.
Guy 1 : "Where did Ruby and John disappear off to last night?"
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."
by TGPA Infinity October 3, 2015
Get the finding each others tonsilsmug. 
Get the Fixing Each other’s Sinksmug. Person A: "Does Michael have a girlfriend?"
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."
by Captain Birds Eye's Son February 10, 2021
Get the licks the other side of the stampmug. If I go left or right i'll turn up at the same place in the end. It's six of one half dozen of the other.
by David October 1, 2004
Get the Six of one half dozen of the othermug.