MC Kontribe

The best and hardest MC in the universe.

His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.

Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.

During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.

At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
Yo did you hear MC Kontribe is headlining the festival this weekend?!

That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
by OuttaWangolian April 03, 2021
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Mc Donalds

A fast-food chain that sells compressed Dead cow menuar. Mc Donalds is neutorious for their Ice cream machine to be broken but either way that isn't a problem cuz their ice cream is made with Rotten Cow Milk and A broken freezer.
"Mommy can we go to Mc Donalds?"
by regaljeg April 17, 2019
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MC Ozai

MC Ozai or "pulling an MC Ozai" is when a rap artist releases a fire album after a long hiatus. It celebrates the difficult task of a rapper returning to the scene after a long period of time, like a comet returning to Earths Orbit. This phrase was made famous after the return of Ozai after his short lived film career, reinventing himself as a respected artist.
"Did you hear Shia Labeouf freestyle on Sway? Yeah, he pulled an MC Ozai, who knew he had bars?"
by askgrimace July 07, 2017
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Mc Ride

(Mc) ride, God himself, sent back down to earth
Chad : *praises mc ride in church

Baptist : AYO QUIT PRAISIN MC RIDE

Chad : Mc ride is the lord
by Kos. May 11, 2023
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Mc Motivator

Bloodclart microphone controller resident at DIZSTRUXSHON since 1992 he is regarded as the badboy ot the crew and has a unique style second to none chats lyrics to many musical styles from jungle right through to hard style he has performed with the likes of DJ's Carl Cox, Stu Allen, Ade-J, Paul Elstak, M Zone, Excell, and alongside MC's Natz, JD Walker, Robbie E, Jax, Warcheif and Joker, Marcus, Ell to name a few.
Mc Motivator doesn't like pedos he would like to put a torpedo up there fucking ass hole.
by TOAXMC June 07, 2018
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Mc Old

An adjective used to describe something that is old and out dated.
The canned lines used by John McCain are Mc Old.
by Kevin D Adams June 17, 2008
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