Goldstream Guards

LSSAH's allied code name.

"the Goldstream Guards surrendered to US forces in the Steyr area on 8 May 1945"

by Socksssss February 23, 2024

troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

JFK the grimmy guard

Noun: A hospital guard who used to pronounce (usually grave) dying patients of either being rushed to ER or confined.
Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.

1. "That JFK the grimmy guard killed my granny!"
2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him."
3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."

by Bozo D. Clown August 31, 2017

Dark Honor Guard

A group of guards that protect everyone while at the same time killing said everyone whenever a hostile is spotted.

Their bloodlust for Tking is eternal.

Sith Person: "Hey is that a Dark Honor Guard?"
Other Sith Person: "Yeah...make sure to be nice to them, they are the special ed ones."

by DinotheCrusader January 30, 2021

Guard Hoe

Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.

Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.

by Guardwhore January 30, 2017

Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023