South Color Guard

They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.

That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!

Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!

by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011

Royal Guard

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack

"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"

by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023

Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Republican Guard

A para-military unit in dictatorships such as Iran, Iraq and The Trump Administration that is very loyal to the regime. Used to supress dissent, quash protesters and sometimes kill innocent civilians, especially minorities and opposition activists.

CNN: Law enforcement agents tear gassed and

.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis

ME: Must be The Republican Guard

by guy urban June 2, 2020

Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war

Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack

by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

Basement Guard

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by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022