Olive garden

Microwaved food at the price of a regular meal

I went to olive garden and had a bad time

by The bullet that went in John L April 26, 2021

subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017

Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.

"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009

Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016

hardcore gardening

When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.

Gardener 1: I'm really into hardcore gardening.

Gardener 2: Oh, dude, that's nasty.

by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016