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Anchor diving

Anchor diving is the act of using an anchor to propel one towards the bottom of a body of water. More commonly used in lakes, it is performed by holding onto an anchor then jumping into the water with it. It is recommended to use a lifejacket, as it can be used to float up afterward and prevent drowning.
"Hey Lauren, let's go anchor diving!"
"Sounds great! I'll go get the towels!"
by _Polcat January 6, 2018
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Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"
by Spastic llama September 27, 2015
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Fry Diving

Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.
Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?

Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*

Denise:...
by McOmNomNom November 11, 2010
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nose-dived

When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.
Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.
by ZackyZack October 23, 2017
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Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.
The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.
by anonymous January 21, 2022
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Dive trailer

A low budget, broke down, scummy trailer right wing voter fraud conspiracy peddlers claim to live on their voter registration forms in order to commit voter fraud
Normal person 1: I heard Mark Meadows put a dive trailer address on his voter registration so he could vote in North Carolina.

Normal person 2: If it turns out to be true, he should have to live there.

Normal person 1: Right? Maybe he hopes to get a pardon…
by The Original Tankboy March 7, 2022
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