Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
by SlopNChop February 22, 2017
The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits
"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee
by nubie plz August 19, 2008
More commonly referred to as C.A.B.
To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009
A sneaky snow cone is performed by a male when receiving oral sex. It it accomplished by faking an orgasam and instead of ejaculation, squirting a small amount of pee into a woman's mouth. Hence topping her with flavor like a sno cone.
by McWrotten January 10, 2014
by mikevegas1111 April 13, 2015
The creepy white cat famous for having a mutli-coloured tounge from licking a snow cone, it should be a lolz cat but its not, it might just be too good for that.
nobody knows whos cat this is but its hilarious to look at and it gives you a good laugh.
nobody knows whos cat this is but its hilarious to look at and it gives you a good laugh.
"omg look at your tounge your like the snow cone cat just less asian"
Bob: hey john have you seen the snow cone cat?
John: Yeah man, i laughed my ass off seeing that pussy licking the snow cone
Bob: hey john have you seen the snow cone cat?
John: Yeah man, i laughed my ass off seeing that pussy licking the snow cone
by lolzsnowconecat May 03, 2009
by M&A O&A October 09, 2007