Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.

*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!

by Madro August 8, 2015

Cobras Up!

to be ready to have the most amazing time and knowledge dropped on you in the form of music or dictation from the second smartest person to ever live.

Happy New Year... Cobras Up!

by kingtocobras January 25, 2012

Aami Actor Cobra

Aami Actor Cobra is a parody account on twitter. Here this account criticise ruling Government and also do bhakto ki pelai.

Aami Actor Cobra is a parody account on twitter.

by Aam Nath Covid March 16, 2021

Cobra

Premier state of the art 2nd to noone brand of walkie-talkie. These puppies are rated 9/10 across the board as they're able to penetrate 25 feet of solid concrete or upwards of 50 miles across town. They operate on a special frequency with in the gamma wave spectrum whare even Bearcats radio trunking scanners are quick to miss.

Fred and I were exploring an old bomb silo and kept in close communication sans Cobra Walkie Talkies even through the lead lined silver alloyed fair day caged walls that lined the walls of the once popular navel academy.

by John Deez Nuts May 2, 2023

king cobra

A synonym for a very arrogant person.

Just look at a real king cobra that's about to strike and you'll understand my analogy with a king cobra the arrogant person.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

cobra/jofu

Cobra is known in d0xxing/ext0rting com, he gives no faith to anyone regardless of age or disability, "he's not in his right mind" he will manipulate you into thinking you have a bond and rob you blind. if you ever come in contact with him his alias are "cobra" "jofu" "bitq" block him immediately, aslong as his close friend "cursed".

"We don't fall, only rise - cobra/jofu"

by Wefoundyou6 January 2, 2024