Closet Bronsexual

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb

Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

by Unicornication June 24, 2019

Closet Weeb

A weeb that never likes to acknowledge that he/she is a weeb. They will often insult other weebs, or say that the anime that they are watching is “too mainstream” These closet weebs often watch Naruto or Dragon Ball, and often say “they’re to mainstream to be an anime” But we all know that they are a weeb.

Mike likes Dragon Ball Z and makes fun of Daniel for being a weeb. He likes saying that he isn’t a weeb, but Daniel always calls him a closet weeb

by Sexydonut223 May 19, 2020

Walk-In Closet

A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.

Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."

by Frankieoxo December 9, 2008

closet camping

1) getting fucked up and camping in your walk in closet with a group of friends, while rolling BALLS!
2) Taking a shit load of tabs and after along night, going into camp the closet and snort more tabs
3) Fucking a bitch in your walk in closet while wearing your mom's old 80s neon colored jacket.

We fired up that pert blunt and popped a few white apples.. then the 6 of us went closet camping for about 4 hours until 9 am.

Yeah man, I shit on that bitches' chest the other night when her and i closet camped.. i blew my load in her hair too!

by jjackison October 7, 2007

closet gangster

Someone who dresses preppy,emo, or of some other 'trend' but truly inside they are gangster. Enjoy gangster music, gangster clothes,gangster boys or girls.

DAMN kelci and christen are closet gangsters

by kelci christen December 30, 2008

closet jew

someone who hides their jewish identity

Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.

by hairinmymouth March 22, 2009

Closeted Gay

A gay that has not come into their sexuality. ie; Nate Tompkins

Nate is a prime example of a closeted gay.

by kylxren January 9, 2019