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Lisa's business

The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.
by True Dictionary Teller January 11, 2023
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Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
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Business Clubsual

Word is from Guido descent
Worn in the workplace that could also be worn to the club
Attire worn to work that is inappropriate and/or ridiculous
Person #1: Wow, you can almost see her butt in that outfit. Who wears that to work!
Person #2: It must be Business Clubsual Friday!
by WGD September 17, 2012
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junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.
That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.
by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009
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Business call

e sex, online sex, sex on a phone where one person explains to a different person what to do during masturbation.
by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021
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business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
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Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018
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