Julio Jones

A nice juul stick with a mint guy or some mango chutttt

What's up you surgeon, I'll give you 3 grams of the alien piss if you let me hold down you Julio Jones for 15 minos.

by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021

Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!

Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much

by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019

Todd jones

Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.

Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 9, 2022

Rexton Jones

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

nola jones

nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.

Nola jones rides a bike.

by Bubby boi November 5, 2019

Queerbag Jones

A generic name to describe anyone you see from a distance and decide you dislike simply based on the way they appear.

Yo, did you see the new Spanish teacher in the cafeteria today? Someone tell Queerbag Jones that ascots went out with the cancelation of Scooby Doo.

by bajothehedgehog February 15, 2008