Teddy Swigert

A person who constantly plays gorilla tag and likes jazz

Person 1: “damn bro your being a real teddy Swigert”
Person 2: “for real”

by Eggcumsock June 25, 2021

Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.

Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.

by The Real Chas February 20, 2023

Teddy-eater

Idkk if your name is will but if it is you consume your teddies

Teddy-eater : NOm nOM

The pet store:
That’s our fish..

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

teddy bear aileen

One of the nicest people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting

“Do you follow the nicest person on stan Twitter?”
“Who, teddy bear aileen?”

by Wmyb_lynn December 06, 2020

Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.

Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021

teddy graham soup

Slurping up thoes tiddies

Making some teddy graham soup today.

by 13anon37 December 10, 2016

DEMONIC TEDDY

A man who is a complete asshole with hands rated E for everything, but is a complete teddy bear around kids and when intoxicated

I once knew a guy who was a complete demonic teddy, he was a friend whom i question alot

by Prince Of chaos December 12, 2023