taking a roberts

taking a shit

i'm takin' a roberts
don't forget to wipe your roberts

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003

taking it slow

A guy that sleeps with a girl but doesn't want a relationship and doesn't want to hurt her or vice versa

I had a great time this weekend, but I think we should be taking it slow and really get to know each other.

by hooeryu April 6, 2011

taking your picture

When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.

Look out now Fats, that fox in the short skirt is taking your picture.

by Webster's Dic January 2, 2011

Tapping some sweet maple

Getting it on with a red-haired Canadian.

It's been a long cold spring, but I finally got down to tapping some sweet maple down at the cabane à sucre. Her name was Véronique, I think.

by The Tories April 17, 2011

Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Taking a paugh

The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.

"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"

by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013

taming the manaconda

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.

"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige

by Left Shark February 10, 2015