by SwillyWhiner May 3, 2023

Someone that didn't go to school. Also me
by Kidd from japan December 17, 2018

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
by shifter027 June 6, 2010

by LightCorp August 27, 2023

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009

Swine means pig or if using it on a person it means gross or not propper or often used by teens calling each other an Uncultured swine
by Flarbildy April 8, 2019
