Christmas Ham

The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.

Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?

by Melnyk November 26, 2007

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

Christmas ham

an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.

Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!

by beandipsantana May 4, 2014

Detroit Ham

Watermelon

"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"

by DiarrheaGuzzler August 29, 2012

african ham

Derogatory term insulting African-Americans; a watermelon.

Go pick me an African ham.

by Jesse Jackson December 30, 2004

Ham Crotch

Think about 3 week old ham... now apply that smell to a woman's pooty and BAM! Ham Crotch!

Damn girl! You need to wash yo'self...you got a serious case of the Ham Crotch!

by AvBe May 29, 2009