Boot Stock

A soggy wet foot sitting in a boot full of blood for several days making a terrible smelling Boot Stock.

Just because your on blood thinners dale, does not mean you should leave your bad toe nail clip job to bleed out in your boot for days to make a Boot Stock!

by Muddygummybear December 27, 2023

chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008

Tear the stockings

When one skips steps with his/her boy/girlfriend.

Girl: Mom, I got a new boyfriend !
Mother: Be careful not to tear the stockings !
Girl: Mom !!

by Aecheritt April 25, 2017

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!

Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!

by Throw that ass in a circle June 8, 2016

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

good stock

When a human being is born with good genes...has a strong healthy blood line...

My kids come from good stock...me and my husband

by Scorpio Chic January 19, 2024