Skeet Skeet

SLANG FOR EJACULATION.

I wanted to skeet skeet up in that broad cause I ain't seen her in a minute.

by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura September 15, 2005

poop sheet

A technical manual, or a specification sheet, especially in the fields of electronic and communications engineering.

"Give me the poop sheet on that BC-310 Transmitter!"

by Poop Sheet Reader October 8, 2006

short sheet

Short sheeting is a prank use when you rig a person's bed, here's how. First they have to have more than one blanket or sheet (one on the top and one on the bottom). Take the one on the bottom and pull out the part of the sheet out of under the bottom part of the mattress and tuck the top part of the sheet under the top part of the mattress. Then fold the bottom half of the sheet to look like it's still the way it was before. When they get in the bed they think their legs will stretch to the end of the bed like normal but little do they know the bed has been short sheeted and they will not be able to get their legs to the bottom of the of the bed because the folded part of the sheet will be in the way.

"Amy poured water on me in my sleep!"

"Let's short sheet her bed."

by Ike Rydell July 21, 2008

Sheet Bandit

A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.

Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?

by Biddles October 4, 2009

skeet show

A woman, or a man, covered with ejaculate from multiple partners generally made to parade around a party looking for more skeet.

Hey man, did you see Laqueefah last saturday? She was covered from head to toe; she was a true skeet show!

by ~~~Nasty Nate~~~ February 22, 2008

three sheets to the wind

Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.

Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.

by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004

leet skeet

A varatiaon of leet but more LEET then the original leet. Leet SKeet is higher then leet and is used to describe kick ass shit
such as a game or hardware or a person

" Man the new ATI card out is leet skeet"

"have you seen how leet skeet that dude is hes totally pwned me"

by Bone January 8, 2005