squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!

take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded

by anon September 27, 2003

squash squash

the noise the douche makes

her pussy stank, so she got the douche and went squash squash

by jay2themothafuknp June 8, 2009

squishy mac

The result of letting your mac n' cheese noodles boil too long on the burner, making them squishy.

"Aw man, I let the noodles go too long, now I have squishy mac!"

cheese
food
mac n' cheese

by Janet Reno Jr. March 16, 2010

squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

by james2187 June 2, 2014

Squash

n. - unburnt weed grounds from a vaporizer.

"Hey, save that squash. I'm gonna use it to make a tincture."
"Yo bruh, you gonna eat that squash?"
"Man, I'm so broke, I'm smoking squash."

by Meow gator January 29, 2016

Squishy

That one kind of chunky friend
Like they’re not fat but their fun to poke and squeeze

William: You’re so squishy!!

by Some real hungabaloongas November 7, 2019

bologna-squash

The principal compository material of completely fabricated excuses, especially those which are lame and/or dickheaded. A euphemism for a stronger, more well-known term of identical acronymization.

You couldn't finish your Programming II assignment because your dog ate your RAM stick? Bologna-squash!

by Da R-I-C-Kizzle April 22, 2006