Angry Spider

A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up thier rectum, and use the other four fingers to scratch or paw at the genitals in a manner that the fingers move in a manner that resembles an angry spider.

I got stood up last night, so to get off, I just gave myself an angry spider.

by Test Subject and inventor January 18, 2006

Douchebag spider

A spider which keeps coming back, even after several attempts of killing it.

Jake: "I killed a spider yesterday, but like a hour later it was back again."
Lenny: "Dude! That's a douchebag spider."

by Kaap February 07, 2010

spider sex

Sex that is so good that it causes you to get "caught up" with feelings, emotions, or attachment towards the other individual when originally, you had no intentions of there being any strings attached.

"Man, she was just another chick from the club. Then she put that spider sex on me, and now she's my girl!"

by laila070282 May 15, 2009

spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".

ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush

by jd July 13, 2004

barking spiders

fanny burps (syn. - farts)

by Dimitri September 18, 2003

Nope Spider

A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.

" I need to peeeeeeee." *goes into bathroom* *sees nope spider**runs out of room* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" *sets house on fire.*
A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.

by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014

chocolate spider

Another name for asshole

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."

by myopia September 17, 2009