A derogatory name for liberals coined by people who’ve become offended by M&M, Bert & Ernie, sneakers, socks, a coffee cup, a coffeemaker, a holiday greeting, a cooler, Starbucks, Coke, Oreos, Big Bird, Mr. Potato Head, KOHLS, Nordstrom, Macy’s, WalMart, Target, the NFL, NBA, MLB, SNL, Nascar, Univision, Netflix, HBO, CBS, UPS, and (checks notes) Minnie Mouse.
by jByeDon July 12, 2022
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Snowflakes do melt, so one needs to be careful. Occasionally they melt away into hibernation because even though they completely slay all the challenges which get thrown their way, sometimes it can feel way too much all at once. One must bear in mind however that this threshold trigger point for snowflakes is way higher than what most mere mortals can tolerate.
Another type of melting they do is the good kind. When someone who cares about them deeply does little things to show them or perk them up with the intention of making them smile and laugh. The noun used for such people is "melty melty".
But the most incredible melting is actually inflicted by the snowflake herself, because with a glimpse of an eye she can make other hearts melt. With her dimpled smile. With her mesmerising eyes. With her phenomenal hair. With the beautiful words which come out of her mouth and sound like music. It is important to understand that once your heart has been melted by a snowflake there is no cure. However this has the wonderful benefit of knowing that whatever challenges either of you go through in life, whatever pain you feel, whenever you feel it is all getting too much to bear, fear not because you will be there for each other.
Snowflakes do melt, so one needs to be careful. Occasionally they melt away into hibernation because even though they completely slay all the challenges which get thrown their way, sometimes it can feel way too much all at once. One must bear in mind however that this threshold trigger point for snowflakes is way higher than what most mere mortals can tolerate.
Another type of melting they do is the good kind. When someone who cares about them deeply does little things to show them or perk them up with the intention of making them smile and laugh. The noun used for such people is "melty melty".
But the most incredible melting is actually inflicted by the snowflake herself, because with a glimpse of an eye she can make other hearts melt. With her dimpled smile. With her mesmerising eyes. With her phenomenal hair. With the beautiful words which come out of her mouth and sound like music. It is important to understand that once your heart has been melted by a snowflake there is no cure. However this has the wonderful benefit of knowing that whatever challenges either of you go through in life, whatever pain you feel, whenever you feel it is all getting too much to bear, fear not because you will be there for each other.
by Grover G3 July 27, 2022
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Get the snowflake mug.Any person who was born after the year 2000 and is a democrat is a snowflake. Antifa, BLM, and others similiar are sensitive snowflakes who are so thin skinned that mere words physically hurt them. P.S. Anyone who says "woke" also
by Cereal Killer Bitch July 3, 2022
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"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
by Cynical Man December 3, 2025
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