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Justin Matthew Feldhake because he won’t fix his turn signals
Justin is being a real snowflake about fixing his husbands truck.
by MmmmBobs October 3, 2023
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Snowflake

someone who gets offended when someone calls them a weirdo for wiping their ass standing up
Person 1: "Do you wipe standing or sitting?

Person 2: "Standing"
Person 1: "damn ew"
Person 2: "DUDE STFU OMG YOURE THE WEIRDO FOR STANDING"
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by kay3405 June 19, 2023
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Snowflake

A phrase loosely used by the group of mostly but not limited to white Christians, especially boomers and older who are offended by literally everything that isn't a straight white able bodied what society accepts stereotype Christian in response to anyone younger than them discussing real world issues and solutions to problems because equality, condemning child abuse, diversity and the idea of everyone being able to have whatever identity they want without being assaulted in the streets so long as they harm no one is extremely offensive to them and feels like oppression after having their minds warped by Christianity, corrupt political views and being the only privileged group of people and only caring about preserving said privilege.

Many of those who loosely use this term without proper reason are so offended by literally everything that they resort to using highly abusive language accompanied by slurs and extended periods of verbal abuse towards even their own children to extinguish criticism and make them afraid to speak up.
You don't have PTSD from serving in the military, I regret not pushing mother into aborting you and you're just a fucking snowflake like the rest of your generation who's easily offended by everything plus my generation wasn't fucking retarded so you're ether going to smarten your ass up and get over it or I'll wake your ass up with firecrackers every night before I grab you by the neck and slam your ass into the floor until you don't get back up!
by 36368876 September 28, 2022
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A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.
"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"

Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
by Cynical Man December 3, 2025
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snowflake in a coal mine

A white woman who intermingles with negro men whilst dancing.
by SovereignBlogger December 2, 2017
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