Snake Chudder

your spunk

i wanked so hard this morning, you should of seen the amount of snake chudder on my bedsheets bro

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.

"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

by Varun Prabhakar August 20, 2006

Solid Snake

He could kick Sam Fisher's ass any day. The terrorists Sam Fisher faces are pretty fucking dumb, considering they don't notice him when he's standing right next to them DESPITE the fact that he has three glowing lights on his forhead which act like a billboard advertising his presence.

Sam Fisher: You can see me despite my glowing lights.
Solid Snake: Yes I can.

by Jake W July 5, 2005

solid snaked

1) To be on the recieving end of a stealth kill.

2) When Solid Snake kicks your ass.

Person 1 sneaks behind Person 2 and snaps his neck. Person 2 just got solid snaked.

by momenti December 15, 2004

Snake Friend

A Friend or Associate who dates your Ex Girlfriend or Boyfriend

I heard your peeps is dating your Ex....Damn with their Snake Friend Ass

by Voice Up August 8, 2016

Squabble Snake

1. A girl of alarmingly small stature; she is always short and, in practically every case very skinny as well.
Not only does she have these inadmirable traits but, in addition, she always acts fiesty and quite often is an annoying bitch.
Maret School President, and perhaps the most respected man when it comes to these matters, woo, recently expressed his sentiments on squabble snakes in an interview with Time Magazine, stating "when i see a squabble snake i usually like to keep my distance, however, when they are extra annoying, i sometimes need to act out of character a little bit and tear their clothing off and inflict pain."

Jose Contreras: How would you describe a squabble snake?
Bruce Lee: She is the kind of thing/girl you would pay money to kick.

by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004

Snake Aids

Snake Aids is a mental disease which the infected slowly become snakes. All snakes carry snake aids, and if bitten you will be infected. Snake aids is an std, and can be spread by other animals. There is no cure to snake aids, but there are vaccines, though only the rich and powerful are permitted to get.

Man, I can't believe you got snake aids from that snake, how much time do you have left?

by CDC Animal Diseases Department April 12, 2021