Smashing with a floppy

To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

When she says 'don't cum in me,' but you already did five minutes ago and are smashing with a floppy.

by DirtyCroat November 3, 2016

Smash and Crash

A term used to describe a situation where a person sleeps with someone just to live at their house but has no intent on being with that person.

- So is this your girlfriend?
-No, she just won't leave.
-Oh so she's a smash and crash!

by 3withaC November 24, 2015

smashing grass

Smokin some dank weed.

p1: "Wanna go smash grass later?"

p2: "Ya man"

ie(smashing grass)

by stoner696969696969 March 23, 2016

kiser smash

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho

The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back

by That guy gary April 14, 2019

Bottom smashing

The smashing/random typing of letters on a keyboard by a bottom

Bottom: goihnqowidh
Top: What bills you be paying to bottom smashing at me like that in my own home?

by The silent bun7 October 14, 2019

Paki Smashing

When a group of people typically of white ethnicity and usually a prominent member of the EDL (English Defence League). They routinely spend their time hunting down, beating up and in extreme occasionally killing people of colour.

John: "Yo wanna go paki smashing ?"

Phil: "Yesssss mate let's get the dirty cunts!!!"

John: "Lets go!"

names are of typical EDL members

by ctrl-x October 7, 2021

smashing skins

slang for having sex; fucking

Me and my girl were smashing skins last night.

Gotcha girl backstage and we're smashing skins.

by Yung Psych January 22, 2012