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sloth

Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.
Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
by Thicc sloth January 23, 2018
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sloth sling

When you're so blazed you feel like climbing a tree.
He was so smoked up he had to sloth sling!
by Hash Purple May 5, 2018
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Slothing

When you are hanging all over someone like a sloth hangs. Especially in a guy/ girl that doesn't want anything to do with you.
by Amandaisloves February 10, 2017
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Sloth

Your a fucking sloth.
by Heyhowyoudoing December 15, 2019
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Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!
Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!
by Whosthematter April 3, 2020
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Sid the sloth

Simply another name fir someone called Rory
by 34236tfhf4eb April 7, 2020
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Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth
by Horny toddler May 5, 2020
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