Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy (SIMP).
The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
The act of a beta male worshipping women who dont deserve it because they believe it will get them in favour with women for sexual benefit.
This act includes being a puppet for her to manipulate as she deems fit; offering to provide unrequited time and resources to the woman; agreeing to everything she says without question or challenge; Building up her self esteem by telling her that she is beautiful and liking her social media photos (a counterproductive exercise for a Simp to do as it makes a woman feel like she's too good for him); Being her emotional tampon when she needs a shoulder to cry on in between all her failed alpha boyfriend relationships; and the act of "White-Knighting" which is defending a woman's poor behaviour irrespective when she is in the wrong.
Man, stop Simping over that woman. She has you by the balls and you're thinking with your little head instead of your big head! She's not worth it.
by Cyborg2000 November 27, 2019
Get the Simping mug.A French Canadian pop punk band. Okay, contrary to before definitions, they are not a bunch of whiners who whine about being rich. Their songs are for the people who listen to them--for people who relate to them--they're not singing because they think they have sucky lives. Just because those before have small and simple minds, that doesn't mean we all do, thankfully. Simple Plan-- if you would care to pay attention--has a charity for all teen related issues. Is that just caring about their lives or is that saving hundreds of thousands of teens lives? Chew on that, jack holes! Guys who diss Simple Plan are exactly like how they describe them-- they complain about how hard their life is-- when it's not hard at all and they probably bully everyone they can. BTW SP gives teens and kids with serious problems someone to relate to-- makes them feel like there is at least some people who understand what their going through. But, I'm guessing you haters wouldn't--nay!--couldn't be that sensitive, caring, and empathetic to give these kids who have had unfortunate events happen in their lives comfort, hope, or love, or understanding. Because you pretty much only look out for#1: your f**cking self! Well, some people wanna help these kids, and I don't think you should diss them for being a better person than you!
Dumbass Simple Plan Hater: Oh a charity dedicated to kids with problems-like depression and suicide-what a waste of time. They can just get over it!
Down-to-earth Simple Plan Lover: You're an idiot! You can't just get over depression and suicide! It's not just a cry for attention! It's a serious sickness and they need help. Why don't you try being at least a little more sympathetic and empathetic, you f**cking moron!
Down-to-earth Simple Plan Lover: You're an idiot! You can't just get over depression and suicide! It's not just a cry for attention! It's a serious sickness and they need help. Why don't you try being at least a little more sympathetic and empathetic, you f**cking moron!
by simpleplan#1fan December 3, 2013
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A band that is widely hated by those who misunderstand it. They sing for others to relate to the song, but don't write songs that relate to their personal life, except for a few love songs (ex: Jet Lag). Canadian pop/punk band that is well loved by many.
"Did you hear the new Simple Plan EP?!"
"Yeah! Fire In My Heart is amazing! They've really gotten better since their first few albums!"
"Yeah! Fire In My Heart is amazing! They've really gotten better since their first few albums!"
by fireinmyheart December 24, 2013
Get the Simple Plan mug.Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.
Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.
Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.
Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t
by oh god please no May 28, 2020
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Get the simple plan mug.the former members of the backstreet boys.....they shouldn't even be allowed to be classified as pop-punk.they're pop...thats it, it doesnt matter if they have percings and spiky hair...
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