IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.
However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.
However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.
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That one thing that works really well, but no one remembers what it is. Normally used in relation to video games. Great for taunting your friend who is getting owned in a video game.
"Dude, what are you doing? Just speed bomber that n00b."
"...So finally I beat him with speed bomber." (Explaining how you beat someone or something long ago and can't remember how you did it anymore)
"...So finally I beat him with speed bomber." (Explaining how you beat someone or something long ago and can't remember how you did it anymore)
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by -= RUCKER =- April 26, 2004
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Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.
Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.
Walking around with no particular purpose except to pass time - which makes walking slowly more effective.
Origin: Niggers tend to walk very slowly, like they have nowhere to go - which is usually the case.
Damn it! This project is moving at the speed of nigger! It should have been finished a month ago!
Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol
Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?
Look at that nigger! It's moving at the speed of...nigger! lol
Come on dude, you are moving at the speed of nigger. What the hell is your problem?
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PARENT #2: Don't let your daughter hang around that girl.
PARENT #1: Why? Do she break the speed limit or something?
PARENT #2: Exactly.
PARENT #1: Why? Do she break the speed limit or something?
PARENT #2: Exactly.
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"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
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