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Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.
Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
by Urban humor March 18, 2020
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Laura sexual

a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.
by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020
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sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015
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scobi-sexual

When a person is sexually atracted to Scobi. Scobi can be atracted to himself too.
Person1: Look at Scobi, he is so sexy!
Person2: You are definetly scobi-sexual!
by yeet6699553 November 25, 2021
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Isaac sexual

That means when you are attracted to Isaac Lahey from TEEN WOLF and would die for him
“Hey what’s your sexuality?”
“Oh iam Isaac sexual
by Raisaac.lahey January 13, 2021
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Non-Sexual

Most things you search on Urbdic but like the word cheesecake it was sexualised
Cheesecake is non-sexual but also sexual
by Kayla Bayla June 16, 2021
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Kiryu sexual

Being attracted to kuzuma kiryu the protagonist from the hit game yakuza
Person 1: I'm kiryu sexual person 2: that's rad
by TV kiryu July 15, 2022
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