Second Monday

another name for Monday, since often the stress and aggravation of Monday leaves us unprepared to handle another day at the office.

Person 1: Man, I woke up this morning, and I was so tired I thought it was Monday, but it is Tuesday!!

Person 2: That's because it's Second Monday!

by redpanda2008 September 14, 2010

30 seconds

A member of a 2000`s rap bad that only last 30 seconds in bed

Guy1: I totally pulled a Chase Clark on Emily last night!
Guy2: So you lasted about 30 seconds?
Guy1: Yup.

by Da Anhilata and braD December 23, 2013

Seconds Girl

A girl that on first look is hot but once you take a second look your no so sure any more.

At the footy..
Wow she was hot.. uh wait nah seconds girl

by LAHNSTRAN November 24, 2009

rounding second

When u touch another persons genitalia. It is consentual, if it wasnt, it would be bad

Friend: Hey man, how far did u get?

Other friend:oh... I was rounding second

by derekdude April 07, 2009

Second Swallow

(verb) To swallow your food and regurgitate it back up into your mouth to enjoy second servings of what you just ate.

Guy 1: "Do you want seconds?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's alright. I'm still chewing on my second swallow."

by JessTer062 April 15, 2010

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 01, 2011

second skin

Describes the act of donning a virtual or simulation of the human form in a real or online space.

In the safety and comfort of their own homes, they simply sit back in a “stim chair” where they can control their surrogates as if they were their second skin.

by Pure West October 03, 2009