nickname for Irving Lewis Libby who was the first Jewish person to serve in the President and Vice President's Office at the White House.
Scooter got sent to federal prison, lives in Northern Virginia, and is licensed to practice law in multiple states.
by Coop Dupe January 26, 2020

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.
Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.
Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.
by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016

1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money
Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.
by Safaribro August 24, 2023

A half wit dude that does drugs can't pay attention and makes up stories based on Tom Cruise movies about how cool his dad was
by Mad Krazy July 19, 2019

by Letz_gabe04 September 11, 2021

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion
After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.
by drhookah October 28, 2022
