Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
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Bumblebee Scooter

A boy / girl who settles for another person below his / her standards at a party for the sole reason of not being alone.
Look at Djamal over there making out with Lisa. He's such a Bumblebee Scooter!
by Flake.Freestyle September 26, 2020
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scooter turd

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd
by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
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Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.
"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.
by scuterfriendly69 January 27, 2016
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Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022
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cunt scooter

Noun. A hoe that scoots her cunt at every guy she sees.

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"That fucking bitch rides cock all over town, what a cunt scooter."
by BTdaKING November 01, 2014
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Scootering

When you ride your scooter with friends
We were scootering and she fell off her scooter.
by Letz_gabe04 September 12, 2021
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