school

v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at

yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city

by al December 11, 2004

school

A place where they stick u to "learn" which is a pointless waste of time, i mean really, why do we need it, they just...stick u there, and u better put a smile on or they will slam ur ass in detention.

owwwwww, they really slammed yesterday in school...

by ajsam December 28, 2005

school

a place where your parents send you because inside they really hate the hell out of you and they don't want to take care of you...So when our parents bitched the government made it legal to go to that hell hole

School is gay as hell!!!

by DTL January 11, 2004

school

the worst thing ever. you are forced to go there for 6 hours a day, sit in chairs which have shit on them, deal with annoying teachers, put up with people who make you wanna slam your head on the desk so hard that you fucking die. it's a fucking terrible system that says you are stupid if you aren't good at taking exams and regurgitating unoriginal information, you wont want to learn, you'll only worry about passing. if you have a lot of creative potential school won't give a fuck, they'll make you study bullshit like the fucking Pythagorean theorem and so much other shit you don't need. although we do need reading, writing and some maths and that's fair but they teach so much shit you will never need in life. they tell you to use your time wisely yet school is the worst fucking use of time ever. when we need to know facts we have GOOGLE for that. it only creates pressure, stress, disappointment, self-loathing and i fucking hate it, im not just a pissed student, i need to speak for those who can't put it into words.

parent: 41%?! you are stupid
student: i never signed up for this,i fucking hate school

by nobody504 September 17, 2019

School

A fucking hell whole that tortures you and makes you wanna throw yourself off a cliff

“Omg we have to go to school”,

“I wanna throw myself off a cliff”

by NO1 U ! January 12, 2023

School

A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?

Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot

by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying

Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017