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school

A place where they stick u to "learn" which is a pointless waste of time, i mean really, why do we need it, they just...stick u there, and u better put a smile on or they will slam ur ass in detention.
owwwwww, they really slammed yesterday in school...
by ajsam December 28, 2005
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school

a place where your parents send you because inside they really hate the hell out of you and they don't want to take care of you...So when our parents bitched the government made it legal to go to that hell hole
School is gay as hell!!!
by DTL January 11, 2004
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School

The exact opposite of what true education is. It's a prison where we spend about 12 years of our lives learning some half-hazard jumble of fables, parables and song lyrics that we will never need nor use.
It is clear that many of the authorities behind the education system often need an education themselves before they could ever be trusted.
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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school

it means, the "thing" the edgy kid in the back of class wants to do. also might be listening to murder on my mind or pump up kicks. (also more reason school sucks)
by edgystuff July 13, 2019
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school

mom- "are you ready to go to school yet?" me-" do i have to go to hell today?"
by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017
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school

the worst thing ever. you are forced to go there for 6 hours a day, sit in chairs which have shit on them, deal with annoying teachers, put up with people who make you wanna slam your head on the desk so hard that you fucking die. it's a fucking terrible system that says you are stupid if you aren't good at taking exams and regurgitating unoriginal information, you wont want to learn, you'll only worry about passing. if you have a lot of creative potential school won't give a fuck, they'll make you study bullshit like the fucking Pythagorean theorem and so much other shit you don't need. although we do need reading, writing and some maths and that's fair but they teach so much shit you will never need in life. they tell you to use your time wisely yet school is the worst fucking use of time ever. when we need to know facts we have GOOGLE for that. it only creates pressure, stress, disappointment, self-loathing and i fucking hate it, im not just a pissed student, i need to speak for those who can't put it into words.
parent: 41%?! you are stupid
student: i never signed up for this,i fucking hate school
by nobody504 September 17, 2019
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School

Verb
- To put a ton of effort in to something, and then give up right before the payoff.
Oh man, you totally school'd that last season...
by sec651 June 27, 2017
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