a Samuel kenmare is a famous youtube with 1 million subscribers. he is famously known for shitting himself. his content is mainly him diving in baths half naked with bois. on his YouTube he makes fifa videos with his boyfriend called jack dempsey
by Jack butterworth October 21, 2020

quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.
by quandle dangle May 13, 2022

by Yummy yummy yummy November 19, 2019

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

by Christian6969 July 1, 2020

Founder of the Flat Earth Society
by theepicjoker March 18, 2018
