Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
Get the Samuel Martensmug. Samuel Armstrong is the hottest guy in our grade
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis
Samuel Armstrong is trash at fortnite
Crusty crabs wants Samuel Armstrongs penis
by Blake Bretton May 20, 2018
Get the Samuel Armstrongmug. 
by Yummy yummy yummy November 19, 2019
Get the Samuel Chungmug. by Christian6969 July 1, 2020
Get the samuel leesmug. A very typical white boy
by ❤️❤️❤️SAMMY_BOY❤️❤️❤️ December 4, 2019
Get the Samuel Whitfieldmug. An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.
Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020
Get the Samuel Wrightmug.