Sage

A sage is a very wonderful being - they make the best out of whatever life hands them and focuses on other people’s happiness more then their own. Sage’s are very fun creatures and happen to love snake milk. If you ever find one, you must befriend them for they make wonderful friends. Sage’s are fun, kind, intelligent, unique, and can make the entire world smile with their personality.
Look at that Sage and her 10 pet snakes!!

She’s crazy

No she isn’t - she just wants some snake milk!!

Oooh I want some!!

Let’s befriend her!!
by Anonymous person :3 January 27, 2021
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he’s the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but won’t hesitate to do something if you hurt someone he loves. he knows how to make anybody’s day with just a few words and is overall an amazing person.
bro did you see how sage acted today? badass!
by vespurwilleatu September 16, 2023
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the biggest love of my life, my ray of light and a warm breeze that makes my heart melt. he is my everything.
sage has the purest heart!
by unjapon October 28, 2023
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someone who typically can NOT hold dares, especially when it comes to profile pictures.
person 1: "hey, truth or dare"
person 2: "dare"
person 1: "I dare you to have a zero two pfp for two weeks"
person 2: "NOOOOOO ONLY ONE HOUR"
person 1: "come on, don't be a sage."
by vivvers August 05, 2021
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"hey, is that sage?"

"oh yeah, stinky poopy diaper baby."
by marsnotfound September 17, 2022
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One of the funniest, prettiest girls ever.A great big sister and role model. You can get into fights but you guys will always make up. Guys will always be all over you. You're very athletic and strong. If you don't have a partner you take advantage of it and rock it! If you have a Sage don't push her away!
Guy;Damn she thwiqqq

Guy 2; Yuh yuh she ah Sage

Guy 1; Shiii
by SkrtDde November 19, 2019
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A 40+ year old virgin
You're a 37 year old wizard? Pathetic, I'm a 45 year old sage.
by SuperhumanCock December 07, 2023
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