skid safety officer

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.

'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'

by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015

The Salty Senorita

After your girl gets done exercising, and sweating, you put lime on her vagina and then go down on her. The salty taste from the sweat and lime makes it THE SALTY SENORITA.

When my girl got home from her run I was CRAVING The Salty Senorita.

by Si Senor May 25, 2016

A Salty Banana

A way of describing a person who is a complete dickhead that gets really salty

Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.

by Fresherowl May 22, 2018

Occupational Health and Safety

Is a legislation to protect dumb people from themselves whilst putting others with intelligence though hours and hours of pointless and boring presentations so stupid rules and procedures can be implemented to annoy workers and reduce productivity.

Occupational Health and Safety

When replacing cuter blades ensure equipment is shut down and isolated before removing cover....

by ladam21 March 14, 2011

Aryan Prince Santy

AKA Big Chungus, this thicc dude is the one hella tech-boi who can make your girl lesbian.

guy1 : hey have you heard of Aryan Prince Santy??
guy2 : ye; that sicc mudafaka has his dick in thanos' mouth rn.
guy1 : ohhh, is it perfectly balanced??
guy2 : yes,as all tings should be.

by i.gave.your.mum.HIV April 12, 2019

Salty Gurgle

When a woman is done giving a male a mouth hug, instead of swallowing, she gurgles the steaming load in her throat.

Hey Thomas, your mother performed the salty gurgle for me last night.

by The Salty Gurgle January 15, 2009

Safety Koopa

Red-shelled koopas, as seen in Super Mario Bros., who are safety-conscious, and won't walk of ledges.

"Watch out for that koopa, up on that ledge!"
"It's okay, Alex. Safety koopas don't jump off ledges."

by Kahlil Robinson June 13, 2007