facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking

Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.

by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017

The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.

Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022

Rock that stock

The act of a bull holler staying up for periods of days to get his trailer to the seller

Billy i wouldn’t be drinking if i was you you got to rock that stock

by Parnix11 June 18, 2018

JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.

Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"

by Le0ne January 28, 2022

Bean stock

When a homie encounters a bean company that sells stocks. This is only available to the free food club of America.

Ryan - you Buy that bean stock yet?
Steven- nah but I heard you have to be apart of the free food club of America.
Ryan- you trying to join?
Steven - of course that sounds great! I’d love to invest in some nice bean Stock!

Ryan- I’ll account for your 100 new stocks of beans!

by Compound dyslexic January 3, 2022

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.

Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."

by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024