TikTok Brain Rot

A semi-humorous condition characterized by a severe and persistent decrease in attention span, believed to be caused by excessive consumption of TikTok videos. Individuals with this affliction often find it challenging to focus on tasks for extended periods and have a heightened tendency to get distracted by short, catchy content.

A cultural phenomenon where one's perception of reality, trends, and societal norms becomes disproportionately influenced by TikTok content, often leading to skewed worldviews or overemphasis on fleeting internet trends.

Example: "Ever since Jenny started watching TikTok six hours a day, she can't even finish a 10-minute YouTube video. She's got a serious case of TikTok Brain Rot!"

Example: "Brad's been trying to replicate every viral dance from the app; it's like he's got TikTok Brain Rot or something."

by SomeNorthAmerican October 8, 2023

Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.

Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,

by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024

rot

Doing very little to nothing for extended periods of time. Can include playing video games, watching TV, eating, etc. Does not include anything productive.

Guy 1: “Do you want to do literally anything at all today”

Guy 2: “Nah I think I’m just going to rot all day”

by Formerly Chuck’s May 2, 2023

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

Reply Rot

Refers to degenerate bots and no life morons in YouTube comment replies spamming vile edgy word vomit directed at a YouTuber's content, family, or the comment itself to make people view their channel. These bots will often have profiles relating to offensive media, and will usually have links on their channel directing to videos made by attention seeking inbred teenagers with overgrown foreheads shitting on a deceased YouTuber/YouTuber's family member.

Random Person on YouTube: This video is awesome! I'm gonna share my thoughts in the comments so other people can tell me their thoughts!
-12 seconds later
Bot with Offensive Name and Profile: THIS GUY'S DAD IS ROTTING IN HELL BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS BETTER 😂
Random Person on YouTube: Oh great, more fucking Reply Rot. I wish YouTube would do something about this!

by some doofus I guess December 8, 2023

Brain Rot

When someone doesn't brush their teeth, gives you head, and you don't shower for a while, allowing tooth butter bacteria to expand upon the head of your peepee, giving you Balanitis.

His ass got brain rot and now his wee wee look like Freddy Krueger!

by Ifardrealfugginhard January 27, 2025

Rot Gooning

To goon while also rotting in bed for an extended period of time

Alternatively:

To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.

These the type of gains you get from rot gooning to lele pons all week.

by Keef Girgo March 3, 2025