by Mike Wayne May 17, 2005
Get the real rapmug. "Real Music" is the bullshit classification often applied to musical genres by people who's narrow minded opinion is apparently the only correct opinion. Often based solely on personal taste, the idea of "real music" is nothing more than masturbatory bullshit.
"Hey did you hear that new song that came out last week?"
"WHAT? YOU LISTEN TO THAT? I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC"
"WHAT? YOU LISTEN TO THAT? I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC"
by Integra Hellsing December 12, 2014
Get the Real Musicmug. A Real Man
The thing that makes a man a man, is courage.
Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right.
A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is.
A real man doesn’t run from his feelings.
A real man isn’t afraid to love.
A real man takes, but also gives.
A real man defends the people he cares about.
A real man doesn’t abandon a friend.
A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face.
A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.
The thing that makes a man a man, is courage.
Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right.
A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is.
A real man doesn’t run from his feelings.
A real man isn’t afraid to love.
A real man takes, but also gives.
A real man defends the people he cares about.
A real man doesn’t abandon a friend.
A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face.
A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.
by asisee November 20, 2012
Get the Real Manmug. Defined by Chris Rocks as someone who does not want to better themselves through education. "Yo, are you going to school bro?", "No, I'm keepin' it real". To which Chris Rock replies "yeah, Real Stupid!".
by Randy Smith October 8, 2007
Get the Keepin' it realmug. As opossed to a shit job or McJob. A real job is a job that pays well, generally involves doing work you enjoy and has at least some level of security because it involves skills that require training enough that helping out an employee that's having difficulty is less expensive then training a new one.
A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.
That's in theory that is.
Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
A real job is one that has the potential for advancement. As well, a certain degree of professional behavior is normally expected of employees and the managment.
That's in theory that is.
Unfortunatly, in reality, real jobs are rare in this day and age. With so many trained and skilled people out there, job security doesen't exist in them as they offer little in the way of training and can get new employees from a pool of countless job seekers. As a result, the pay these jobs offer is way down and employees are growing increasingly more often treated as disposable and with little more respect then beasts of burden.
I'm only in this shit job until I get a real job.
Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
Man, I wish I could get a real job but even entry level ones want five years experience to start.
by Annoymous January 27, 2005
Get the real jobmug. by paul allen March 3, 2003
Get the KEEP IT REALmug. A documentary-style tv show on HBO that covers topics like sex toys, brothels, swingers, drag queens, the porn industry, and sex shows. Don't let the documentary aspect of the show fool you, its basically just porn.
I learned how to give a good blow job on Real Sex last night, and then I got really turned on when they had a big segment about strip clubs.
by cupgame May 24, 2006
Get the real sexmug.