queef queen

A chick who is the QUEEN of all queefs! I mean every step she takes she just slips em' out. Its the equivalent to vaginal-cropdusting.

Colie is a Queef Queen, man. We were hanging out on Saturday riding bikes and every single time she pedaled it shook the earth.

by Allllliedues=] May 3, 2008

Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

queef sauce

The liquid that comes out of a girl's vag when she queefs or orgasms. Also any dipping sauce or dressing that tastes like a queef.

Damn bitch you got queef sauce all over my leather couch.
Sorry, daddy, you're just too good for me.

by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007

queef cookie

The act of being a woman's bitch. Eating a woman's queef.

Eat my queef cookie you man ho.

by rk10106 June 13, 2007

Queef Fajita

The act of queefing into a raw fajita. Toppings optional.

WARNING: Hot sauce not advised!

My girlfriend told me to eat a queef fajita, it wasn't that bad...

by hobojo456 August 17, 2010

queef queen

A woman who is exceptionally talented at queefing. Nearly every time she engages in sexual intercourse, her vagina lets a loud queef rip! Every queef has an exceptionally unique sound, but they are all a result of built up air in the vagina during sex. Usually, queefing will occur for normal women during doggy-style sex, but a queef queen will experience queefing in any position! Rock on you queef queen!

Stephanie Elkins queefed every time we had sex- that girl is a true queef queen!

by grassgirl10 June 3, 2016

butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007