dump n pump

Abbreviation; DnP ...The act of taking a shit and proceeding to jerk off

I am so filled with stress...i need to go dump n pump and ill be perfect

by CPRIZZLE17 September 5, 2011

Passenger Pickle Pump

When a passenger in the back of the car jerks off another passenger.

I couldn't keep my eyes on the road because my friend was getting a passenger pickle pump in the back seat.

by CEcrew October 3, 2012

Oregon Gas Pump

A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.

(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)

"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"

"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."

"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"

"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."

by 3f24 February 15, 2019

The Post Gym Pump

When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.

You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"

Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"

by Tuckleberry August 29, 2019

let's pump it up!

A line from the song Why Not? by LOONA

Woah woah woah woah woah.. let's pump it up!

by JoggingPork23 April 19, 2021

Austrian gas pump

The Austrian gas pump is when You feed your girl large quantities of food, and she is so full of food that she needs to shit a lot. Then you fuck her in the ass and the shit explodes causing it to go all over you shirt, pants, and dick.

This girl Jaminca wanted to do the Austrian gas pump with me.

by Jmoney0x0 July 3, 2022

Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun

Gabe. Gabe loves his blue pump shotgun. It is in his true lore that he loves to go down on that blue pumpy wumpy. There is no stone left unturned when it comes to this blue puma shagugugan and his love for going within the depths of Gabe on 9/11. The twin towers are gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as this shotgun is to Gyabe Gyattidge.

"Have you seen Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun?"

"No.. I saw Warren with it last."
"OH NO, WARREN TOOK THE BLUE PUMP SHOTGUN"

by XS Cari November 7, 2023