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Stockholm Promise

I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".
Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months
by inga.tjejer.bara.slayer June 8, 2024
mugGet the Stockholm Promisemug.

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
mugGet the getting my man to the promised landmug.

Prinky Promise

A sacred promise, similar to the pinky promise, but dealing primarily with sexual commitments.
I can't believe she made you a prinky promise. You are totally getting some action!
by Catmando2 November 4, 2017
mugGet the Prinky Promisemug.

Promises

things boys named philip never keep
me: he promised he’d teach me how to skate
her: ik sis but he’s a dick so he won’t keep any of his promises
me: he’s so cute though
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 21, 2019
mugGet the Promisesmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles, Promise To Get It Right FOr Salma HAyek Pinault<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

dirty promise

When your fucking and you tell the girl your not going to cum and you purposefully get her pregnant so she stays with you
"I told my gf I wouldn't cum, guess I'm a dirty promise"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
mugGet the dirty promisemug.

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