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private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
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steamy private time

Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.
Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??
by Renewings April 23, 2022
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Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective

The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.
I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!

If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.
mugGet the Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detectivemug.

Shitty MS Private Server

A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.
eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!
by Rawrzdsiasad August 8, 2011
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Private School

A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.

Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.

Private schools are NOT that strict.

Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.
Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.

Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.
by Truth_def June 11, 2018
mugGet the Private Schoolmug.

private

a discord server where the owner grooms people who is 6-7 years younger than themselves.
omg i just got groomed by Courtney in private
by ToriGotGroomed August 28, 2023
mugGet the privatemug.

Privateer

A privateer is a private person or ship, which carry arms to protect themselves from pirates, that engages in maritime warfare under a commission of war by a sovereign or delegated authority, empowering the privateer to carry on all forms of hostility permissible at sea by the usages of war.

Also popularized by Linus Tech Tips as a more sublte version of Cyber Pirating.
On the WAN Show his viewers, that use Ad Blockers, got offended, when he called their action a form of Pirating. So he started using the word privateer.
I will privateer that software.
That is privateering.
by Mister Dictionary Man March 21, 2022
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