Positive Jostle

derived from a term used on fifa '09

a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.

man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 12, 2009
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Texas Position

Its alot like the reverse cowgirl position, BUT you have to make very strong Texan noises while riding a horse.
Wow I would love to do the Texas position with her but I don't have a horse.
by teggstet1 May 08, 2014
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Banana position

Sucking a cock while you have a broken spine so that your body slumps over itself like a banana.
Person 1: I totally put Lewis into banana position last night
Person 2: Cool story bro
by LewisTisGay! January 02, 2015
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Positive feelings

1. A wank

2. An orgasm via any means.
“Was he trying to sext for some positive feelings?”

“We are going to get some positive feelings tonight.”

“I was getting some positive feelings with my vibrator.”
by Iknowerrythang September 27, 2021
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HIV Positive

This is a way of determining whether or not your friend is completely and totally sure of themselves when they are explaining something to you. Please see the examples for further explanation.
"Hey Tommy whats going on?"

"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"

"Tommy.. Are you positive??"

"Yeah!"

"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"

"Yeah!"

"Damn!"
by CHALK111111 June 23, 2013
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position 70

when you are engaging in sexual activity while playing a video game
"Crispy, what r u doin?"
"Position 70 with my dad"
by BIG MARV AND BRANHAM June 24, 2009
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