derived from a term used on fifa '09
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
by king jostle January 12, 2009
Its alot like the reverse cowgirl position, BUT you have to make very strong Texan noises while riding a horse.
by teggstet1 May 08, 2014
by LewisTisGay! January 02, 2015
“Was he trying to sext for some positive feelings?”
“We are going to get some positive feelings tonight.”
“I was getting some positive feelings with my vibrator.”
“We are going to get some positive feelings tonight.”
“I was getting some positive feelings with my vibrator.”
by Iknowerrythang September 27, 2021
by Otm June 17, 2005
This is a way of determining whether or not your friend is completely and totally sure of themselves when they are explaining something to you. Please see the examples for further explanation.
"Hey Tommy whats going on?"
"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"
"Tommy.. Are you positive??"
"Yeah!"
"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"
"Yeah!"
"Damn!"
"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"
"Tommy.. Are you positive??"
"Yeah!"
"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"
"Yeah!"
"Damn!"
by CHALK111111 June 23, 2013
by BIG MARV AND BRANHAM June 24, 2009