When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.
Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak
by zimbabwa May 9, 2007
Get the phone billionmug. by not Josh October 4, 2005
Get the phone rapemug. by GA Peach July 6, 2007
Get the phone sexmug. That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011
Get the Phone Gropingmug. When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!
Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.
by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009
Get the phone flushmug. The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
by Simon Lexington February 27, 2008
Get the Phone bookmug. To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
by Jose99 February 1, 2007
Get the Phone Polingmug.