penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.

wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome

by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011

penguin hour

The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.

The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.

It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.

Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.

Verb: to hit the penguin hour.

A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!

by Nebet May 9, 2011

Penguin

A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.

Wow, what a penguin!

by ilessthan3you January 29, 2009

lesbian penguin

A female penguin who fucks other female penguin same as a human lesbian technically

Male penguin : hey you see that hot penguin over there
friend of male penguin: wait dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin: fuck

by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019

Penguin puke

If you’ve seen a penguin documentary you would of seen a male penguin puke and it looks like a males pp when white cheddar cheese comes out

Omg did a penguin just puke in my bed omg penguin puke

by BigBallBetty February 13, 2019

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Midwestern Penguin

A nickname for a duck

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.

by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015