penguin hour

The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.

The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.

It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.

Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.

Verb: to hit the penguin hour.

A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!

by Nebet May 9, 2011

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penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.

wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome

by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011

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Penguin

A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.

Wow, what a penguin!

by ilessthan3you January 29, 2009

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Penguin Eater

1. An annoying douche bag .

2. Someone who eats penguins.

Asshat: Hey, do you want to go out?
Person: No, you are a penguin eater!
Asshat: What's that supposed to mean?
Person: That if you don't go away I will shove my foot up your ass.
Asshat: ...oh...

by Noel Random March 21, 2010

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